I swear this is occurring to me once more. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are right back where we started. It's like a bad joke. Honestly, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- Perhaps it's time change my habits
- It must just be my imagination
- I need a vacation
This Is Insane What Just Happened!
I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was dancing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
You Won't Trust This!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and randomly a herd of geese came out over a bush. They were running all over the place, and people were confused. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Refuse to Believe What I See
It all started with a random event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in utteramazement.
I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.
Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
I Can't Even!
Folks won't believe this just took place. , I kid you not, I think I'm going to pass out! All of it was just totally absurd.
- This is nuts
- Seriously though
- This is going to be a storyfor years to come
Well, I'm off! You won't believethe here rest of the story!
This Totally Boggles My Mind
Seriously, this whole thing is just making no sense. I attempt to getting a handle on it, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps ask someone else for help?